druoxtheshredder:

"oh my god it’s finally empty."
"THE BED IS FINALLY MINE!!  YOU FOOLS ABANDONED THE MOST COMFORTABL-FUCK"

druoxtheshredder:

"oh my god it’s finally empty."

"THE BED IS FINALLY MINE!!  YOU FOOLS ABANDONED THE MOST COMFORTABL-FUCK"

Current Convo

*Slightly horny guy friend trying to be smooth*: “What’re you doing?”

*Me*: “Just in bed.”

*SHGF*: “Heh. Sounds lonely. Heh.”

*Me*: “Nope. Not really. I like having my big bed all to myself, thanks.”


NOT EVERY WOMAN WANTS TO CUDDLE N SHIT OKAY
I LIKE TO SPRAWL OUT AND KICK THINGS IN MY SLEEP AND DROOL SOMETIMES

kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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Sooo0oo if men could get pregnant… Would this kinda shit still happen?

Sooo0oo if men could get pregnant… Would this kinda shit still happen?

ijustloveyoutubers:

helioscentrifuge:

SHOTS FIRED

The fucking notes!! I wonder if they’ve seen this recently.

goldcollars:

alpernoth:

There is not enough cream to recover from that burn… someone call a doctor, that man needs a brain amputation.

SlaaaAAAAAY BETTTTCH

Seal jumps on duck hunter’s boat and wants to cuddle X

italianluxury:

skyvinci:

somethingbitter:

sheathegay:

What a handsome son of a bitch

pls have sex with me

I am straight, and I think this nigga is hot

WHAT IS HIS NAME HES SO ATTRACTIVE

italianluxury:

skyvinci:

somethingbitter:

sheathegay:

What a handsome son of a bitch

pls have sex with me

I am straight, and I think this nigga is hot

WHAT IS HIS NAME HES SO ATTRACTIVE

isis-:

myotpisgay:

readerfanatic:

gaaraofsuburbia:

damn:

ohyouphancy:

brophanfan:

THANK YOU. I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR ABOUT 5 YEARS

What am I going to do now?

You can die happily

#the blood oath is fulfilled #i am free

i’m crying



OH SWEET JESUS THIS IS MUCH NEEDED COMPARED TO THAT POST TELLING YOU YOUVE LOST THE GAME OH MAN THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

isis-:

myotpisgay:

readerfanatic:

gaaraofsuburbia:

damn:

ohyouphancy:

brophanfan:

THANK YOU. I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR ABOUT 5 YEARS

What am I going to do now?

You can die happily

#the blood oath is fulfilled #i am free

i’m crying

OH SWEET JESUS THIS IS MUCH NEEDED COMPARED TO THAT POST TELLING YOU YOUVE LOST THE GAME
OH MAN THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

redandyellowmakepurple:

kaminmh:

meevierae-of-gallifrey:

the harry potter fandom actually has some of the weirdest crack pairings in fanfic I have ever seen like
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and my personal favourite

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"Dobby had always wanted clothes, but never like this."

hipster-scumlord:

midnight-truffle:

playboydreamz:

playboydreamz:



I almost forgot…..Nevada State Senator Kelvin Atkinson comes out as a black gay man today



THROW THAT SHADE SENATOR!!

Holy shit, this is wonderful!

Shots fired

hipster-scumlord:

midnight-truffle:

playboydreamz:

playboydreamz:

I almost forgot…..Nevada State Senator Kelvin Atkinson comes out as a black gay man today
THROW THAT SHADE SENATOR!!

Holy shit, this is wonderful!

Shots fired